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d6 rations that will make your party members look twice.
2
1
Hairy spiderlegs. You use them as tooth- and earpicks after a meal. Mostly in that order.
Phil
3
2
Ooze broth. "Uhh... What?!" (Stored as Ooze Paste, like Miso)
Toskri
4
3
"Ol' Gerard's Magical Stomach-Filler!": A strange, opaque bottle that claims to cure all hunger. It might prove too good at its job...
Wren
5
4
Completely "Normal" Rations: they're perfectly serviceable. It's just... why is the fantasy tavern selling Vietnam War MREs, and why does the sci-fi cantina a hundred lightyears from Earth have preserved olives and hard cheese suitable for a Thracian warrior?
The Gemfish
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5
Instant hot chocolate. Yummy hot chocolate. Whoever drinks it will be utterly obsessed with hot chocolate after the second cup
Iko
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6
Shards of consumption. Mirrored shards of hard candy. Anyone seeing themselves reflected in a shard while it is consumed will feel the consumer take a bite out of them instead. They take 2d6 force damage.
Hendrik
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7
A greenish slime so disgusting that anybody seeing someone eat it will throw up instantly. The nutritive power of the slime is proportionnal to the quantity of vomit it causes (yikes !) * a bit high for a 1d6 table, but hey...
Gorkhan
9
d6 spooky masks and their effects?
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1
ANCESTORSPHERE: its user is possessed (and facially morphed) by one of the previous (or maybe future) users of the mask until their nest rest.
RoqueRomero
11
2
INSIDEOUT: the shape of the face of the owner is inverted (e.g. the nose does not protrude, but intrude). You don't see anything if you stand right in front of the owner. The effect become visible when you look at the face from the side.
Gorkhan
12
3
APE - you climb, run, jump like an APE you have prehensile feet, you make funny faces and can’t speak anymore
Iko
13
4
The Raven. Wood, blackened with fire and ash. Feed it stolen gold to unlock its powers.
The Gemfish
14
5
STATIC - When equipped, this black and white oval causes the user to "fuzz" out. The user becomes completely immemorable, any onlooker's eyes slide away, and anything said by the user is heard, but cannot be remembered. Attempting to focus on the bearer of the static causes intense cognitive dissonance when the observer knows that someone is there, but their mind immediately wipes them from perception. If one watches for too long, the pain grows..
Toskri
15
6
The Serpent. Green-lacquered wood and copper disks left to verdigris. Choosy with its meals, it will only take blood money. It offers an understanding of the quiet arts of murder in return.
The Gemfish
16
D6 Satanic Mixtape effects
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1
An absolutely banger song you have never heard before and will never be able to find again, permanently stuck half-remembered in the back of your mind.
The Gemfish
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2
Itching, you need to scratch your hair so bad, until your scalp bleeds
Iko
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3
If you can sing one of the songs backwards without missing a lyric, you are called to Hell to audition for one of the Devil's metal bands.
The Gemfish
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4
Love. You feel an uncontainable love for everybody, and give away all your valuables. Preferably to strangers
Iko
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5
The face-melter. "The guitars... They shred so hard... They'll melt your face!" Then they do.
Toskri
22
6
Your own "audio input" gets "remixed"... have fun hearing bird calls as car alarms and boiling water as demonic chanting for the rest of your life.
The Gemfish
23
7
the tape comes out and snaps when you try to use a pencil to spool it in
Marx
24
8
Inspiration. The song changes every time, each time playing a song that is exactly the world's next big hit. It is your job to make this so...
Wren
25
9
HMV: Yes, these are your fave songs, the one you need to listen to keep going, but a voice over them whispers you a name, a place and an our to give blood for your tracks...
RoqueRomero
26
What's in my pocket ?
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1
A bus ticked, takes you to the day before, but finding the bus is pretty hard
iko
28
2
"The endless keyring": contains all the keys to all the doors, but finding the right key takes 1d1000 minutes
Gorkhan
29
3
A mouth, it's ferocious and won't stop biting
Iko
30
4
A hole to cupboard in an another dimension
Iko
31
5
8 oz can of baked beans
Iko
32
6
Just enough change to *almost* afford that purchase at the convenience store, but irritatingly you're just a tad short.-
Tim O.
33
7
this beautiful "magic" stone, so smooth and warm, your aunt offered you on her death bed. Careful: it's radioactive !
Gorkhan
34
D6 Cursed blades
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1
A normal looking knife but actually it only cuts by the handle side.
Neonrelic
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2
Occam's Razzor: if aimed exactly at the heart of the opponent, it slices it whatever the protective gear, as the simplest way to kill someone is to stop their heart ! Doesn't do any damage otherwise.
Gorkhan
37
3
Foldable knife: talks with the voice of the last person wounded by it. Annoying and moralizing.
iko
38
4
The Blunter - always blunt, never takes an edge no matter how hard you try. Still cuts somehow.. 🤷
Toskri
39
5
Serrated Knife: cannot be used to cut fruit or vegetables, only meat, fish, or... flesh.
Marx
40
6
Warmth Edge - It doesn't damage its opponent, but the person closer to their heart
RoqueRomero
41
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Nife - it only cuts away what is unnecessary, while leaving the essential bits unscathed
albi_13
42
8
The Spoon - you call it a knife?
Phophos
43
9
Mall Ninja Sword - cheap metal, curved blade with multiple shark-fin shaped cutouts, spraypainted black. 50/50 chance of causing any experienced warrior to break down sobbing or burst out laughing.
Wolfwerty33
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10
The Sharpest -- a sharp knife is a safe knife, and this knife is so sharp that it passes cleanly through any object without affecting it at all. It's like cutting butter. It's so effortless, you'll never want to use anything else.
CarpeDavid
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11
Literally Excalibur
Lyme
46
12
Palm knife: this knife has no handle, just another blade. It's called a 'palm knife' because that's were you stick one end. The other goes into your opponent before you bleed out.
Hendrik
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Schools of magic no one likes
Wolfwerty33
48
1
all of them
bullshark
49
2
Stenchantment -- The School of Noxious Odors
carpedavid
50
3
The sexy school: the Euphoria of magic, which turns out to be mostly suppressed trauma and very little dark arts. The drugs make it hard to see the difference.
Hendrik (he/him)
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4
Sobremancy - school of sobriety. Most of their spells negate various forms of inebriation and poison which makes them popular for royalty, but they tend to suck the life out of a party.
Toskri (He/Him)
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5
Tyromancy (Divination Using Cheese, an actual thing !). If at least you could eat it, but nooooo ! You have to let it rot and analyse the patterns left by the maggots.
Gorkhan
53
Who is detained on the last floor of the tower?
Iko
54
1
Bob, the naysayer.
Toskri
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2
The interdimensional creature that invaded the dreams of the architect.
Tim O.
56
3
Elders of the village, locked inside the tower by rebellious kids
Iko
57
4
The Rain-Bringer, sealed inside and forced to bring rain to survive
CarpeDavid
58
5
There is no top floor to the tower. Disregard the screaming. Go about your business.
Wolfwerty33
59
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every climber since someone put a "no entry" sign at the top of the only stairway.
Gorkhan
60
7
The Town Crier. The townsfolk got fed up, and bricked him up high.
Phophos
61
8
The Eternal Bell. A mysterious figure pulled the rope years ago. It has never stopped ringing, so the exasperated locals walled it in. You can still faintly hear it though
albi_13
62
9
On the night of your 10+d10 birthday you visit the mysterious tower. You find *yourself*, in ragged clothes, wild hair and a twitch in *its* eye. *It* traps you in the tower. That's the day the screaming started.
Phil (PhilipJensen)
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10
Everything. No, really, everything. Go and check it out if you don't believe me; there's everything there.
Phophos
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11
Nothing. No, really, nothing. Go and check it out if you don't believe me; there's nothing there.
Phophos
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12
the Sun during the night, the Moon during the day
Gorkhan
66
13
The Scryer. They created a scrying mirror that only sees the lives of a very interesting group of people. It was so distracting that the village/city governing body bricked them along with their mirror up into the tower so that people could actually get things done.
Toskri (He/Him)
67
What's in the bar/pub/inn back room?
iko
68
1
The Beast: a monstrous creature that the bar staff milk to get all of their brews and beverages
Wrenothy
69
2
Arcade gun video game, but you take the hits for real
iko
70
3
A space stair to an asteroid, the wizard's lair
iko
71
4
The Meat: an endlessly regenerating mass of meat that never spoils.
Toskri (He/Him)
72
5
The Protein: the rapidly growing fruit of a fungal body. Currently, enough is being used that it is replenishing exactly the amount that is being removed. But the staff seem to think it's growing back a little bit faster every day.
Toskri (He/Him)
73
6
The Altar: a broken arcade cabinet, lit candles, offerings: money, food, dead animals
iko
74
7
Normal Boxes: Just a bunch of completely normal boxes, nothing to see here! Just uh, make sure not to open any... For normal reasons!
Wrenothy
75
8
Underground fight club for Fae
Phophos
76
9
3 alligators wearing punk band T-shirts and playing cards, they need a 4th player
iko
77
10
Just a bunch of smuggled alcohol. Likely to result in a completely mundane group of mafioso trying to off you to keep the secret. Ho-hum.
The Gemfish
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11
A collection of comic books. A ghost pulls one out and leafs through it like a breeze. It shows you a page, hoping to communicate.
Hendrik
79
12
A proper 90s video store, replete with that classic smell of warm plastic and sweat. A jolly satyr sits behind the counter, rewinding returned tapes and watching The Shining.
Marx
80
13
The Dishwasher. He wears a uniform for a bar that went out of business over fifty years ago. He washes every dish by hand at remarkable speed. If asked about why they're still washing dishes by hand, he replies in a heavy Austrian accent, "I am dishwashing *machine*."
Lyme
81
14
the secret den of a secret poetry club the bartender is secretly an active member
Gorkhan
82
Weird toys
iko
83
1
a set of enamel pins representing items that act as an "inventory" of sorts, allowing you to switch between represented item and easily transportable pin at will
Wrenothy
84
2
gun shaped 'dice tower'
bullshark
85
3
A murder-doll but instead of being in a form useful for violence, it has soft floppy limbs and a squishy body.
Wolfwerty33
86
4
a jack in the box that never pops
adamvass
87
5
Hula-hoop razor sharp on the outside
iko
88
6
a set of dice that, when rolled, reveal coordinates of a location. Sometimes there is something of interest at the location. Other times, just a place.
Adam Station (he/him)
89
7
stuffed animal with pull string to make it speak, when pulled only one person can hear it
floatingchair
90
8
toy soldiers that endlessly reenact different historical battles, each of them extremely accurate. Their uniforms and weapons change to fit the setting, but the blood always remains the same.
Wrenothy
91
9
A box with a hole in the lid. The hole is a circle; the box is filled with square pegs.
Hendrik (he/him)
92
10
A doll's house but too big for small dolls and too small for large dolls
Phophos
93
11
tin spinning top, point writes secrets when spinning
iko
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12
A stuffed toy version of an animal that doesn't exist.
Wolfwerty33
95
13
a "little surgeon" box with an freakingly realistic doll inside.
Gorkhan
96
14
a connect four with coins slotted into it, connecting four of the same value and year of pressing.
Hendrik (he/him)
97
A magic mirror, shows you...
iko
98
1
Your back. What happens if you look over your shoulder?
Phophos
99
2
The face of somebody who lied to you (50% chances the mirror lies)
iko
100
3
You, but your eyes are mirrors
Adam STATION -> PAX U
101
4
As you grow older, the mirror image goes younger. When you see a newborn, you know your time is almost up.
Phophos
102
5
You see yourself, but as you look away, your mirrored image remains stationary and the eyes begin to glow with a color you've never seen..
Toskri (He/Him)
103
6
you at the moment of your death
Adam STATION -> PAX U
104
7
the vision of what you want least
Wrenothy
105
8
your mood in an hour from now (very useful before a date)
Gorkhan
106
9
everything in the room but you
Gorkhan
107
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You in an alternative universe where you're really happy and successful and not at all repressing gender feels
Phophos
108
11
an infinity of reflections, like two mirrors facing each other, but each one is you from another dimension
albi_13
109
12
You see nothing. Nothing but darkness from now on.
Adam STATION -> PAX U
110
13
Where you left your damn keys.
carpedavid
111
14
A woman with a veil and an enigmatic smile (oh wait... this is not a mirror !)
Gorkhan
112
Roll for lunch
iko
113
1
A cheese sandwich: cheap cheddar on cheap bread, spread with margarine, no salad, no embellishment.
Phophos
114
2
A raw red onion. Makes you cry so much you're thirsty afterwards.
iko
115
3
A dippy egg, but the soldiers shout when you dip them. The Last Post plays when you are done.
Phophos
116
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13 ingredient salad (parsley/collards/kale/arugula/arame/nori/wakame/cucumber/onion/garlic/lime/tamari/flax oil). Still hungry.
bullshark
117
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Whatever it was, you ate it at 10:45am and now you're actually hungry and not just bored.
Phophos
118
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"best of" salad made from leftovers of the greatest hits from the past 7 days. Titled "My kids are fussy eaters" + balsamic vinegar
albi_13
119
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The Unknown Burger: a completely unperceivable patty on a ???? bun, slathered in [static] sauce and topped with locally grown OBJECT NOT FOUND, comes with a side of secret fries
Wrenothy
120
8
A Rax roast-beef sandwich. The wrapper has a picture of their mascot, Mr. Delicious, and their famous slogan, "You can eat here."
Lyme
121
9
raw meat
Gorkhan
122
10
raw grass
Gorkhan
123
11
Valya the shovel: can dug through any kind of ground, no matter how hard it may be.
Gorkhan
124
12
Harry the alarm clock: a double bell alarm clock which rings so loud that it stuns the livings for 1D6 minutes and raises the deads for the same amount of time...
Gorkhan
125
13
George, the first headstone on the way out of the undertaker's home. That's not the name of the person buried underneath. It's the headstones's name and don't you dare confuse the two. A reliable friend.
albi_13
126
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Keeper, a sentient Trapper Keeper that holds all the names and descriptions of the dead, and will often start singing them loudly
Adam STATION -> PAX U
127
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Isadora the boar-tooth pendent. A gift from a crazy old lady, who said it was a protection spell. From what exactly ? Not clear. But "hangover" seems to be one of them.
Gorkhan
128
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Horatio. It's just a random skull that doesn't have a body attached to it, so he keeps it in his kitchen rather than burying it. It doesn't talk or anything, but sometimes he wants a confidant that he can be certain won't chatter.
Wolfwerty33
129
What changed the room?
iko
130
1
Flooding
iko
131
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Collapse
iko
132
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Repair
iko
133
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Fire
iko
134
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The immutable passage of time
Wolfwerty33
135
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Ritual sacrifice to nameless gods
Wolfwerty33
136
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Barricaded in preparation for a war that never came
Wolfwerty33
137
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The whims of a mad magician
Wolfwerty33
138
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Monster charging through
Wolfwerty33
139
10
Gun battle
Wolfwerty33
140
11
One hell of a party
Wolfwerty33
141
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The hot winds and sweeping sands of the desert
Wolfwerty33
142
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the italian artist the lord hired last year
Gorkhan
143
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Cold
iko
144
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*Lots* of mold, a bunch of other fungus too. Was this even ever a room? Or just a room-shaped mushroom?
Wrenothy
145
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Mold
iko
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Old decorations from a holiday long past
Wrenothy
147
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a failed experiment (magical, chemical, sentimental... whatever)
Gorkhan
148
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A room so dark you can't see your own hands in front of your face
Phophos
149
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An anechoic chamber
Phophos
150
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The Fist of the Father, so it was written
Adam STATION
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The mirror image of where you just came from
Phophos
152
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love affair with an adjacent room
Adam STATION
153
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The Pen of the Writer, according to the prophecy
Adam STATION
154
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100 monkeys
Adam STATION
155
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a child's dying wish
Adam STATION
156
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filming of Ghouls Gone Wild
Adam STATION
157
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The Hand of the Arranger, as was foretold
Adam STATION
158
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astral tripping comic book artist
Adam STATION
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newly sentient bio-weapon
Adam STATION
160
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rogue weaponized RPG table
Adam STATION
161
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scissors
Adam STATION
162
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The Echoes
Adam STATION
163
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The Darkness
Adam STATION
164
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the city planning committee
albi_13
165
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time accelerated to 10x the speed, but only in this room
albi_13
166
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the dungeon lord's teenage kids wanted to do their own thing and have a space to hang with their friends
albi_13
167
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a failed teleportation attempt
albi_13
168
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a creature turned it into its den
albi_13
169
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poorly formed instructions to design AI
Adam STATION
170
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subtle saboteurs
Adam STATION
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those fucking cats
Adam STATION
172
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The lapping waves of an underground sea, ancient and lonely.
Wolfwerty33
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You're not sure but *wow* that's a lot of blood.
Wolfwerty33
174
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They just got done redecorating when you arrived.
Wolfwerty33
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triggered self-defense mechanism
Adam STATION
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employee of the month
Adam STATION
177
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A wild party
iko
178
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an inversion of the Earth's magnetic field
Gorkhan
179
50
the janitor, duh !
Gorkhan
180
51
introspection time
Eddie.Carbo
181
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a small modification of the Planck constant
Gorkhan
182
53
The room seems the same, but you'll never be the same anymore
JimmyShelter
183
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The room numbers were switched and the renovators didn't realise
albi_13
184
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SOMEONE pressed the button at the centre of the room, the one clearly labeled 'Do Not Press'
albi_13
185
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The ghost of Christmas past
JimmyShelter
186
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all of the above
albi_13
187
58
Jennifer again but this time on purpose. Damn it Jennifer
albi_13
188
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Drapes
iko
189
60
The Pastry chef
iko
190
61
You did, don't you remember?
JimmyShelter
191
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Jennifer
iko
192
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You can buy something there now
iko
193
64
Rats, lots of rats
iko
194
65
Elon, Elon, and Elon again
Gorkhan
195
66
Influencers
Adam STATION
196
67
Casper the Friendly Ghost
Adam STATION
197
68
Capitalism!
Phophos
198
69
Communism!
Adam STATION
199
70
An ancient wicked deity
iko
200
71
Anarcho-syndicalism!
Phophos
201
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An ancient wicked deity
Iko
202
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Post-Scarcity Anarcho-Socialist Utopians!
Adam STATION
203
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spiders (lot of them, by the look of it...)
Gorkhan
204
75
Just one spider, but... well, it's kinda big.
Phophos
205
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=INDEX(FILTER(B2:B68;B2:B68<>""); ALEA.ENTRE.BORNES(1; NBVAL(B2:B68)))&" but unironically"
albi_13
206
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someone put 99 bottles of beer on the wall
albi_13
207
78
Just down the road, used golden cardboard crown stand, all the crowns slightly bloodstained
Adam STATION
208
79
Spanking competition- win a golden cardboard crown
iko
209
D10 creepy roadside attractions
iko
210
1
an exibition of photographs showing dead animals, killed on the road. A closer look at some images reveals that not every subjects are ”animals”...
Gorkhan
211
2
A billboard says: "Meet the joy of driving in pre-insect-extermination era: the *mosquito spray*(TM) will smash hundreds of the little bastards on your windshield, like in the good ol' days !"
Gorkhan
212
D7 Grandpas that you hope will never come into contact with you (reverb + slowed)
bullshark
213
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Anti-grandpa. Extremely young, untalented at manual labor, inverted colors. On collision with a grandpa, both will be destroyed and released as pure energy, devastating the surrounding area.
Wolfwerty33
214
2
The One-True Grandpa. Our grandpa. He goes by many names and is your grandpa and mine. The grandfather that was promised: foreseen, foretold, forefathered.
timmy1990may
215
3
Grandpaw. A bear. Feral. Has the grandest of paws
JimmyShelter
216
4
February's Grandpa. Only has 28 days.
Adam STATION
217
5
The grand of pas - He is 1000 of them.
discoghost
218
6
The Shoes of the Dead - _a collection of footwear that people died in_ - “We DARE you to try some on.”
discoghost
219
What's locked into the safe
iko
220
1
A glass bottle containing ink in a color no human has ever seen before.
carpedavid
221
2
Stolen paintings from an alternate universe, featuring such marvels as the Daughter of God by René Magritte, Napoleon's Death Upon the Alps by Jacques-Louis David, and the Birth of Apollo by Sandro Botticelli.
Wrenothy
222
3
A smaller safe.
Philipp
223
4
A small bird, flies out immediately. You don't know how long it's been in there, but certainly longer than air would normally last.
timmy1990may
224
5
There is no back to the inside of the safe, instead the interior stretches on, seemingly forever. Music can be heard faintly from deep inside.
CapacityForWonder
225
6
Hundreds of marbles. After closer inspection, each marble seems to contain a very intense spark.
iko
226
7
a single, tiny seed
enui
227
8
a gelatinous cube that upon being touched melts into egg yoke (thanks to my partner for this one!)
Wrenothy
228
9
A TV set broadcasting a celebrity trial
iko
229
10
a staircase
Alfred Valley (he/they)
230
11
Nothing ! But you start feeling deezy. Maybe the "air" in that safe was not that safe !
Gorkhan
231
12
the shell of a Lioconcha Hieroglyphica clam, spelling out your name and a date
enui
232
13
a worn out child toy
Gorkhan
233
14
A tiny pixie warrior wearing a shining armor - they kneel and say they are awaiting for your kingly command
iko
234
15
a letter addressed to you, with a return address of your name, in city and country that doesn't exist. the post date is 100 years in the future. on the back, scrawled in your handwriting: "do not open until the end"
Adam STATION
235
16
psychedelic fractal wormhole
Adam STATION
236
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a glass of water
Gorkhan
237
the broom closet is actually a gateway to….
iko
238
1
... the annual convention of witches
Gorkhan
239
2
the same house, 17 years prior
iko
240
3
an underground railway station
iko
241
4
John Malkovitch's brain
carpedavid
242
5
an underground city of sentient household tools
traskomancer
243
6
a gravestone that no living person remembers
albi_13
244
7
the cheese vaults
Phophos
245
8
the broom closet's basement. Well swept.
timmy1990may
246
9
the broom factory
Adam STATION
247
10
the dead continue to dream
Alfred Valley (he/they)
248
This land is cursed, because
iko
249
1
the living fire has been unleashed
iko
250
2
all the bugs have been crushed
Gorkhan
251
3
it is a bruise upon the earth's skin, a mottled, injured thing
Wrenothy
252
4
all the local kids keep looking in Pandora's Box
traskomancer
253
5
of the way we treated pigeons
enui
254
6
the jester has stopped performing
iko
255
7
... cursed according to whom, anyway? It's a perfectly agreeable environment for nitrogen based life forms, now!
enui
256
8
the cattle left only four-leaf clovers in the fields
Gorkhan
257
9
when you die, you become an 8bit gif on loop for eternity
bullshark
258
10
a smaller chocolate egg
enui
259
the giant chocolate egg hatches and reveals…
iko
260
1
a giant chocolate chicken
Wrenothy
261
2
a newborn brown feathered dinosaur
enui
262
3
a marzipan lamb, slightly deformed, staring at you
enui
263
4
vanilla extract
enui
264
5
teeth
enui
265
6
a build it yourself automaton that looks exactly like you
iko
266
7
a 'massive, swamp-like' stew/soup containing broccoli, onion, organic ham/egg, garlic, [other things] in a 'cream of broccoli' base
bullshark
267
8
Jack Skellington, at it again!
albi_13
268
9
little bobby (alive and smiling), who was missing since the last egg hunt, one year ago
Gorkhan
269
10
a tiny hand mirror
Adam STATION
270
11
yet more eggs. So many multiplicitous eggs...
Wrenothy
271
12
sadness, caused by the lack of quality of the chocolate.
enui
272
13
a doomed lamb
Alfred Valley (he/they)
273
Your spacecraft FLT travel is abruptly interrupted because:
iko
274
1
A space whale herd
iko
275
2
it's the cops! scatter!
Wrenothy
276
3
you wronged the guild, and they can kill your engines remotely (you did not know this)
albi_13
277
4
out of gas
Adam STATION
278
5
your ship gets caught in a meta-stable hyperspatial standing wave
carpedavid
279
6
a complete double of your ship is flying directly at you at the exact same speed
JimmyShelter
280
7
paperwork
enui
281
8
spiders
CapacityForWonder
282
9
the FTL engine core has gone missing.... I swear it was *right* here a second ago.
Wrenothy
283
10
the NavMind knew your heart wasn't in it
Adam STATION
284
11
the kid piloting you from your home system is tugging back hard on the FTL yo-yo string
Adam STATION
285
12
*spacetime* spiders
Adam STATION
286
13
it's those fucken space goblins I tell you! They're crawling all over the walls in Electrical, pullin out all the wires.
Wrenothy
287
14
AI had to snap a selfie in front of an amazing planetary parade framed perfectly by a crab nebula #priorities
Jamie STATIONS
288
15
you forgot to unplug the wire to the space station electric grid
Gorkhan
289
This is a special place, here you'll mend your wounds,, and recover full health. It's....
iko
290
1
the love shack
timmy1990may
291
2
a teashop in a treehouse
JimmyShelter
292
3
your childhood bedroom
CapacityForWonder
293
4
a typewriter
Wrenothy
294
5
a save point
Adam STATION
295
6
the belly of a whale
Adam STATION
296
7
a remote house on the beach where it's warm enough to swim but cool enough at night that the bugs don't bother. The sea breeze wafts curtains and gently rocks hammocks. The sunlight is invigorating but not hostile. The outside world won't reach you here if you don't want it to.
timmy1990may
297
8
the doghouse
Gorkhan
298
9
the Library at the End of the World
Adam STATION
299
10
a cozy nook at the base of a giant tree that stretches toward the clear blue sky
carpedavid
300
11
that place out in the forest that you used to frequent when you were a kid. No matter where you are, you can find it
Wrenothy
301
12
a pillow fort, that smells like your parents bed when they would make it
JimmyShelter
302
13
a combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut
Adam STATION
303
14
a loved one's embrace
Dvaleris
304
15
a small room, upstairs, in a second hand bookstore. There's books piled up to the ceiling, a green velvet chair, a fat cat sleeping on a pile of books.
enui
305
16
that small road that always smell of petrichor
iko
306
17
the shed near your granny's house, where she stores her firewood and her late husband's old tractor
Gorkhan
307
18
that infirmary and its lovely attendent
Gorkhan
308
19
a cramped alley down the side of some forgotten street. The person waiting there will always have exactly what you need
Wrenothy
309
20
a tranquil private bathroom at the back of your favorite restaurant that catches the day's dying light just perfectly
Jamie STATIONS
310
21
void womb
Adam STATION
311
Deep at the heart of the woods, lives a weird creature, it's ...... and their power is .....
iko
312
1
The Bone King, to make the stars fall
Phophos
313
2
Bob, speaking in tongues
enui
314
3
The Unmade Knight, Cleaving
Wrenothy
315
4
the Hollow Frog, time in the forest flows at the rythm of its heart beat.
Gorkhan
316
5
Another You, but slightly better in almost every way
Adam STATION
317
6
A bird person, they know all songs past and future
iko
318
7
an old person; you can't tell their gender. They can fix anything, for a price.
enui
319
8
a werepond; looks like a beautiful pond with clear water. But the water is in fact a digestive fluid which melts you from inside when you drink it.
Gorkhan
320
9
The Hound of Unnatural Proportions, sneaking up on you very quietly, somehow
Wrenothy
321
10
An Old Book, traps the soul of the reader in an epic story with a cast of millions
Adam STATION
322
11
an old statue of a grieving woman, its eyes have been replaced with foreign coins
wren_the_forrester
323
12
Filthy Toothbrush, use it and talk to the dead
iko
324
things found in the graveyard
wren_the_forrester
325
1
Stuffed toy cat, alive on blood moon nights, talks, eats bug like candies, knows 3 underworld secrets
iko
326
2
Mailbox, filled with letters to the living. Deliver one successfully, gain a boon; fail to deliver, get a curse.
Adam STATION
327
3
Copper flower vase, anything dead immersed in the vase water comes back to life
iko
328
4
Box of firecrackers. Crack ´em on even days and scare ghosts away, on odd days summon the ghost of the Firemen’s captain
iko
329
5
An owlperson, stranded, they don’t know what they are doing here
iko
330
6
A an out of tune bone flute, play it in tune, and command bones
iko
331
7
a shovel, planted on a fresh tumb. If removed before the dirt is dry, the dead will try to get out.
Gorkhan
332
8
a ghost lawyer arguing endlessly with anyone and everyone that he is not, in fact, dead
Adam STATION
333
9
an ancient locket, containing a photo of whoever finds it
wren_the_forrester
334
10
Dust, blow it on somebody's face, and take their life
iko
335
11
A human femur, old beyond reckoning. If taken, a different bone from the same skeleton appears in the same spot the next night, this will continue for each bone taken and will only end when the skeleton is complete.
timmy1990may
336
12
A beer bottle with a cleanly-picked knucklebone inside too large to remove without breaking it. When it is rattled or blown into you can hear the last moments of whoever died there most recently.
MistyPines
337
13
a human skull, covered with names, written on it with a pencil. One can erase an existing name to put a new one. The person who's name is written is protected from death, but dies the instant their name is erased.
Gorkhan
338
14
A wooden crate filled with books of pressed flowers, each one now extinct. The notes are illegible.
SorchaSublime
339
Cursed/Holy blade glows when…
iko
340
1
it senses its own demise nearing
Alfred Valley (he/they)
341
2
Close to Goblin king footsteps
iko
342
3
it's bored
enui
343
4
when it senses blood about to be spilt
wren_the_forrester
344
5
Fear threatens to take over
Hali91
345
6
When a promise is sworn in its presence. If that promise is later broken, those who broke their word will find their tongue has been cut off cleanly at the root.
MistyPines
346
7
when it wants to attract a mate
Adam STATION
347
8
it's dark
Gorkhan
348
9
chicken pie is about to finish at the fair stand
iko
349
10
somebody in your group is not to be trusted...
wren_the_forrester
350
11
It's detected a more worthy wielder within 500 feet
timmy1990may
351
12
when it's time for a short break for the weakest member of the party
enui
352
13
when something important is close. Warning: the opinion of an ancient, sentient, item on what is and isn't important might be different from what you expect.
enui
353
14
it receives a compliment
Adam STATION
354
15
A love potion. What you'll love might not be what you want
jimmyshelter
355
Fungi and what oozes from them
phophos
357
2
the Ribald Maiden that spreads laughter like a sickness
alfredvalley
358
3
A black ichor that burns the skin and ignites in damp air
phophos
359
4
the Crown of Florence, a thin yellow liquid, said to bestow a taste of royalty upon whoever finds it
wren_the_forrester
360
5
the Flowering Wound, a clotted and stinking crimson discharge, reminiscent of half dried blood, heals any creature's health to full when consumed.
wren_the_forrester
361
6
Whatever it is, the ants around it are huge, angry, or dead.
phophos
362
7
purple jello, for some reason it tastes like orange paint (it does not harm you)
wren_the_forrester
363
8
the Cup o' Ink, a dark, viscus fluid, nearly pure black. Can be used as ink. Things drawn with it seem to come alive on the page.
wren_the_forrester
364
9
Nitroglycerine.
Wolfwerty33
365
10
Body juice, which is lightly corrosive to bronze
phophos
366
11
Mushroom soup
jimmyshelter
367
12
the Horn of Summer, a sticky cerulean-gold light that lingers as long as even the tiniest slice of fungus is carried with you
368
ways to jack into the system
alfredvalley
369
1
Three workouts a week, weights twice a week, lots of protein shakes; you'll be jacked in six months guaranteed
phophos
370
2
Walk right into the server room with a hi-vis vest, hard hat, and a ladder.
timobermueller
371
3
Just wait a sec, I have to find the right cable, oh no, that ones wonky, nope, that's the one for my phone.. wait, it was right here
jimmyshelter
372
4
Take the blue pill... or was it the red pill?
phophos
373
5
drink a big slurp of Mainframe Juice™️, that'll getcha right hooked up
wren_the_forrester
374
6
Let your tendrils grow into the mainframe
jimmyshelter
375
7
`SQL DROP TABLE`
phophos
376
8
Ring up a harassed and underpaid IT tech and ask them to give you access.
phophos
377
9
just put the doohickey into that slot over there, no not that slot, the other slot. There ya go. And then ya dribble some blood over heeerre, into that intake. Yep, yep. Then ya pull that big lever and boom! You're in!
wren_the_forrester
379
11
reverse your eyes
alfredvalley
380
12
sing "Daisy Bell" to the AI that controls the access. You know it's a big fan of 2001.
gorkhan
381
How to open the door to the underworld
timobermueller
382
1
ask a psychopomp nicely
timobermueller
383
2
cats, they're the only mortals who can go there. Catnip makes for a good bribe.
wren_the_forrester
384
3
break the silver chain that binds you to the mortal coil
justinvandermeer
385
4
cw: gore ||strip your finger to bone and fit it in the lock||
alfredvalley
386
5
commit enough homicide to make your kill counter reset. This will get your victims returned from the underworld.
mistypines
387
6
look back
wren_the_forrester
388
7
sing a song so sad they'll let you in
enui.
389
8
set a trap with a youth frolicking in a sun-drenched field of flowers and wait for the lonely tyrant to open the door from the inside
dvaleris
390
9
convince the ferryman with your very sad story (doesn't have to be true)
wren_the_forrester
391
10
the golden earring from a sailor
enui.
392
11
It's open
iko_from_the_bay
393
12
Write a letter and put it through the letterbox
phophos
394
13
The key is under a rock nearby
phophos
395
14
code on numpad (code is set to factory setting 1234)
iko_from_the_bay
396
15
knock twice
phophos
397
16
Book your trip by calling 1-800-666-HELL
mistypines
398
17
Follow the rabbit
jimmyshelter
399
18
fall backwards into the door and for the split second before impact forget about its existence
alfredvalley
400
19
Just dig straight down. Unfortunately the necessary depth is 35 km and the logistics of boring a superdeep hole take over the entire campaign
jbushnell
401
20
opening is not the issue, closing on the other hand
jimmyshelter
402
21
God-forged breaching shotgun
Wolfwerty33
403
22
cw: horny ||god fingering||
wren_the_forrester
404
23
...and forging their bones into a key
Wolfwerty33
405
24
punching 99 skeletons
Wolfwerty33
406
Gender Reveal: a new kind of gender
phophos
407
1
multipronged
jbushnell
408
2
Whatever the fuck I feel when I watch *Juno* now
phophos
409
3
disingenuous and untrustworthy
wren_the_forrester
410
4
Rusty Nail (that guy you know from the bar in town)
wren_the_forrester
411
5
Rusty Nail (folk singer)
phophos
412
6
Rusty Nail (disease giver)
timobermueller
413
7
Rusty Nail (beverage)
timobermueller
414
8
that feeling when a sunset's watching you
phophos
415
9
that feeling when you're watching a sunset
wren_the_forrester
416
10
multi pass
adamstation
417
11
chris tucker in fifth element
alfredvalley
418
12
horrible goose
phophos
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