“Girl my wedding dress doesn’t fit. “Ragga when you bought it you said it fitted perfectly fine so clearly you need to go on a diet or stop eating a lot of McDonald's.” “I need helppp or I’m cancelling the wedding!” “OK OK I’m coming”. “hurry up noww.”
*Ragga’s wedding dress fits her and the Family rush out the house as they are short for time and need to get the guest to their correct seats.*
*In the car*
“MUM I’M tired” Xavier said.” “Xavier shut up don’t ruin everyone’s special day today with your wining and complaints.” Ragga said. “Ragga you can’t talk when you was complaining about your wedding dress not fitting when it fits you perfectly.” “ Girl shush I dont want to wear these granny basher heels I look like a granny about to ask her grandchildren if they want tea & biscuits”.
*Everyone laughs at Ragga.*
“AYEE why’s everyone laughing it’s not funny.I’m being for real don’t play with me.” “ Ragga shut up your embarrassing yourself it’s a big day for everyone in this car so everyone needs to be positive or I'll send you back home.” The girl said. I’m not playing girl I'll slap you in this car.”
*At the church*
“Why are they talking so much mum I'm bored. "Boy shut your mouth.” “Girl I want a Capri sun and vodka noww!” “ Ragga have some self respect it’s not even half 10 in the morning and your already thinking about alcohol.” “I need it right now or else. “Ragga shut up your embarrassing yourself its nearly time to walk down the isle.”
“Before this wedding goes any further is there any objections to this wonderful couple ?” “No? “Ok the wedding shall continue”
Everything goes well until...….
POP SMOKE do you take Ragga as your beloved wife?” “I do” “Ragga do you take pop smoke as your beloved husband?” “ only if he gets me my Capri Sun & Vodka!” “RAGGA!!” “Oh sorry sorry I do” “You may now kiss the bride.”
*Ragga & pop smoke gets married and its now time for xxxtentaction & Na’kaya to get married
“Before this wedding goes any further is there any objections to this wonderful couple ?” “No? “Ok the wedding shall continue”. “xxxtentaction do you take Na’kaya as your beloved wife?” “I do” Na’kaya do you take xxxtentaction as your beloved husband?” “I do.” “you may now kiss the bride.”
*xxxtentaction & Na’kaya gets married and now its time for Tyla & Ra’kai to get married*
“Before this wedding goes any further is there any objections to this wonderful couple ?” “No? “Ok the wedding shall continue”.” Ra’kai do you take Tyla as your beloved wife?” “I do” “Tyla do you take Ra’kai as your beloved Husband?” “I do.” “you may now kiss the bride!”
*The happily married couple exist the church and makes their way to the venue where they celebrate*
“Who’s driving the family mum?” “ME !! I’M DRIVING” “Ragga if your gonna drive you have to be careful.” “I’m always careful.” Ragga said. “That's a lie but anyways just be careful.” The girl said. “Whatever I'm always careful so don’t worry. "what happened to the driver I booked?” “I got rid of him so I can drive the car” “ Of course you did because you think your the best driver in the whole wide world don’t you?” “ Yes I do actually I am the best driver in the whole wide world.” “Ragga your so stubborn you don’t even realise it. Anyways I haven’t got time for this just drive us safely to the venue before we arrive late and the guest gets there before us.”
*Ragga drives the family car while swerving in & out of lanes*
“Ragga drive sensibly I can’t afford to sit in a police station waiting to get bailed out in my wedding dress on my wedding day!” “ Tyla shut up or get out and walk to the venue.” “Ragga have some respect for your sister in Law she’s not wrong and if you cant drive sensibly then I’ll take over and drive us to the venue. The boy said. “Oh my days why is everyone complaining I’m driving sensibly.” “ Ragga last time you drove ended up with the police at mums door baiting out who you are and that you can walk and talk and do anything a human can and also put me and Ra’kai in it because he told mum about RRNT.” “Do you Remember?” “ Yes I do remember but I don’t mention it!” “Of course you don’t because your “genius idea” got you in trouble with the police!”. “Girl if your gonna have attitude with me you can get out and walk just like how I told Tyla the exact same thing.” “ Fine I’ll rather get an uber than die on my wedding day!”
“Fine by me !” “go get your uber but were round the corner from the venue so let me know if you want to get an uber and I’ll stop the car.” “ I don’t care how far away from the venue we are stop this car I’m getting my uber!” “Is everyone staying or does anyone wanna come in my uber?” “I’ll come and me” “ok so is it just Tyla & Ra’kai or is everyone else staying? “looks like everyone is staying in my limo.” Ragga said.” Whatever at least me ,Tyla & Ra’kai worships life and won’t die.” Whatever girl your so scared.”
*Tyla ,Na’kaya & Ra’kai get out of the limo and gets in the uber they arrive there before the family limo.*
*15 minutes later*
*the family limo arrives and everyone looks like they just seen a ghost*
“why do you lot look like you just seen Casper the Ghost?” “Mum Ragga nearly crashed the car into a oil truck”. “ Xavier this is why you should of came in the uber with me I did ask everyone more than once that's what you call who can’t hear must feel and you just felt the feeling of near death!” “Xavier shush that was our secret.” “ Ragga how do you expect 4yr old to keep quite in a situation like this when everyone walked through the door looking pale.” “Girl your stressing me out I’m going to get my Capri Sun and Vodka.” “Ragga be careful on the Alcohol your serving the food remember!”
*Time passes by and it’s time for Ragga to serve the Food to guest as its going up for 5:30pm and food was supposed to get served half an hour ago*
“Ragga what are you doing its 5:30 and food was supposed get served half an hour ago!” “Sorry I was sat at the bar waiting for my Bacardi and coca cola!”. “Ragga that’s not a excuse the poor guest must be hungry and your stalling all because you want alcohol I’ll tell you what Ragga sort yourself out or your going home!”. “ OK girl I’m sorry I’ll go serve the food right now.” “Good that’s what I thought and before you decide to drink more I suggest you get some food in your system!”. “Ragga check in the kitchen the cake should be in the white box if it is just tell me because then I know that it's here”. “ok girl but I'm gonna serve the food first.”
*Ragga serves the food but it only turns into a BIG Disaster!*
If someone wants food, they come to me. "Boy, let me serve you first because you're nice to me, unlike girl Init girl!," Ragga, stop talking before I punch you”
*ragga throws food on the boy and everyone else in the line*
“You can have anything you want boyyy.” “Ragga your obviously drunk and that means that you are not capable of serving food so let me get you a plate of food and you can sit down and eat so you don’t throw up. "The girl said. “OK I guess just so I don’t ruin our wedding day.” “ You see Ragga if I’m not nice then I wouldn’t do this for you.
*Na’kaya takes over and serves the guest the food, Meanwhile everyone is having a great time and enjoying the food*.
*After the family and friends ate their food it's time for the Ragga and pop smoke to do their first dance.*
*Ragga and pop smoke choose Anyone by Justin Beiber.*
*They Dance slowly as they move rythmitcally to the melody. *
*The next dance is Tyla & Ra’kai who chose Say you won't let go by James Arthur.*
*Ra’kai dips and twirls tyla as she goes into the Splits then they walk off the stage smoothly.*
*The Final dance is Na’kaya & xxxtentacion who chose to do slow dance to til I found you by Stephen Sanchez*
*As the melody fills the air Na’kaya moves rythmitcally as xxxtentacion dips & twirls her.*
*They walk off the stage as its time to serve the cake.*
*As The cake gets served the guest takes a bite and they instantly run back to get more*
“Ragga control the guest it's only 1 cake per person if there's spare then I'll hand it out.”. “OK I'll do that right now” “Attention everyone can I just thank you all for coming it's been wonderful vibes. Can I just remind everyone that it it's 1 cake per person if there's enough I will hand out spares. Thank you” “Wonderful speech Ragga I thought you were going to say something silly. “
*As the night whizzes by it's time to thank the guest for coming and call it a night. Ragga & Tyla thanks the guest as Pop smoke xxxtentacion Ra’kai and Na’kaya helps to clean up. *
*When the venue is all cleaned up the Family exit the venue and Drop the kids off at Their Nans house so the adults can go on their Honeymoon.*
“Xavier you better behave yourself for these next two days or your going back to Boot camp do you understand?” “Yes mum I understand.” “Good”
*The night of the wedding they fly out to Paris with 1st class*
“When we arrive at Paris I'm gonna crash out and go to bed.” Ra’kai said “same” Nakaya says.
The next day
“Guys I was thinking if we go try out one of these fancy restaurants that looks like they have interesting foods”. Ragga said. “That doesn't sound like a bad idea so sure why not”
*They arrive at the restaurant*
*Na’kaya orders the famous Chicken confetti. Ra’kai orders french onion soup. Tyla orders Bouillabaisse which is fish soup with tomatoe paste. Pop smoke orders stake Tartare which is stake served with onions capers parsley salt and pepper. xxxtentacion orders Soupe a l'ognion - Onion soup Ragga orders Quiche Lorraine. Which is Quiche.
*The last day of the honeymoon they go to a beach called Étretat which isn't really a beach but it has clear blue sea and big rocks to sit on or take the view in. After the come back from the beach they pack there bags and get some rest before they head back to Portugal.*
*Back at Portugal they collect there kids and unpack and get some rest*
THE END
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