"On this special day, we want to celebrate all the things that make you the amazing dad you are! You’ve got:"
The courage of a superhero.
... and the jokes of a stand-up comedian (emphasis on 'stand-up')." "Thank you for always being there with a smile, a laugh, and the perfect pun. You truly are the king of dad jokes and the hero of our hearts."
"We love you more than all the groans and eye-rolls combined!"