Hey there new employee,
I'm Michael Scott, the World's Best Boss! But you probably already knew that. What you might not know is that you've just landed your dream job. You're now a member of the Dunder Mifflin family, which means you'll be selling the best paper in the world. And hey, we're not just saying that - it's official.
This doc is your new hire onboarding guide, and will have all the information you need to get started!
Buckle up, because things are about to get wild. You'll be working with some of the craziest, most unpredictable people you've ever met. But don't worry, we're all one big happy family here. Except for Toby. Nobody likes Toby.
— Michael