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The Kitten Attorney

2/10/21
Cute, furry, unassuming kitten
With eyes so big you just want to hug me
I’m here for a meeting with the judge
Oh please let me continue you see
I’m prepared and ready!
But just don’t ask me
How to change to an attorney
Zoom filters are not my specialty
Rod Ponton’s unfortunate experience with a Zoom filter turned him into a cat for a hearing online. He earnestly wanted to continue the hearing as a cat rather than get derailed by the cute kitten on the screen.

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