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Jokes and Riddles

What’re some of your favorite jokes and riddles? (It’s healthy to incorporate some sense of humor where it’s appropriate, or to give you something fun to read if you’re having a bad day)
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Says who?
Says me :3
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?
A human. Humans crawl on hands and knees (“four legs”) as a baby, walk on two legs in mid-life (representing “noon,”) and use a walking stick or cane (“three legs”) in old age.
A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?"
God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."
"God, how much is a million dollars?"
"To me, it's a penny."
"God, may I have a penny?"
"Wait a minute."
The Sphinx’s Riddle from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
‘First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what’s always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?’
Answer: Spider
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