Fill in the blank: Thank _______.
100
Thank you
Thank God/the lord
Thank goodness
Thank heavens
0
4
4 - Fill in the blank: Thank _______.
Name something you want to be hot, but not too hot.
99
Food/Drink
My boo
The weather
A bath
0
4
4 - Name something you want to be hot, but not too hot.
Name something kids just love to jump on.
99
Bed
Trampoline
Couch
Pile of Leaves
0
4
4 - Name something kids just love to jump on.
Fill in the blank: I got my _____ stuck in a beer bottle.
99
Finger/Thumb
Tongue
"Dingus Khan"
Lime
0
4
4 - Fill in the blank: I got my _____ stuck in a beer bottle.
Name an animal with long ears.
99
Rabbit
Dog
Elephant
Donkey/Mule
0
4
4 - Name an animal with long ears.
Your date looked good on paper. Name something they did in real life *just* like a fish.
99
Drank
Kissed
Smelled
Swam Away
0
4
4 - Your date looked good on paper. Name something they did in real life *just* like a fish.
Fill in the blank: If I thought my partner were cheating on me, I'd ____ them.
100
Leave/Divorce
Confront
Follow/Spy on
Punch/Slap
Kill
0
5
5 - Fill in the blank: If I thought my partner were cheating on me, I'd ____ them.
Name something that might crawl into your sleeping bag when you're camping.
98
Bug/Scorpion
Snake
My lover
Mouse
"Me!"
0
5
5 - Name something that might crawl into your sleeping bag when you're camping.
Name something an exhausted person does when their partner won't stop snoring.
98
Hit/Wake them
Leave the room
Pillow/Smother them
Kick them out
Use earplugs
0
5
5 - Name something an exhausted person does when their partner won't stop snoring.
Name something you don't want your hairdresser to cut off.
97
Ear
Ponytail/All hair
Nose
Eyebrows
Head
0
5
5 - Name something you don't want your hairdresser to cut off.
Name something you might use to flip your meat if you lost your BBQ tongs.
97
Fork
Spatula
Hands/fingers
Spade/shovel
Sticks
0
5
5 - Name something you might use to flip your meat if you lost your BBQ tongs.
Name something you might bring out if a party is looking like a flop.
96
Booze/Shots
Music/Karaoke
Games/Twister
Stripper
Food
0
5
5 - Name something you might bring out if a party is looking like a flop.
Name something a stripper called the Easter Bunny might use in their act.
100
Rabbit costume
Egg
Big Ole Carrot
Basket
Candy
A live rabbit
0
6
6 - Name something a stripper called the Easter Bunny might use in their act.
Name something that should not be in your lap when you're driving.
100
Baby/child
Dog/pet
Food/Drink/Coffee
Cell phone
Lover
Laptop
0
6
6 - Name something that should not be in your lap when you're driving.
Name someone a bride would be mad that her groom kissed a little too long at their wedding.
98
Bridesmaid/Best friend
His ex
Her sister
Her mom
His best man
Hot pastor
0
6
6 - Name someone a bride would be mad that her groom kissed a little too long at their wedding.
Name a breed of dog whose face looks like some of the people you've dated.
98
Bulldog
Pit bull
German Shepherd
Boxer
Doberman
Pug
0
6
6 - Name a breed of dog whose face looks like some of the people you've dated.
Name something in your bedroom you'd like to replace.
97
Bed/mattress
Carpet
Spouse
Closets
Curtains
Dresser
0
6
6 - Name something in your bedroom you'd like to replace.
Name something edible that's spreadable.
97
Butter/Margarine
Cheese
Peanut butter
Jelly/jam
Chocolate
Icing
0
6
6 - Name something edible that's spreadable.
Name a breakfast cereal mascot that would be a good name for a male stripper.
95
Tony the Tiger
Cap'n Crunch
Toucan Sam
Lucky the Leprechaun
Trix Rabbit
Count Chocula
0
6
6 - Name a breakfast cereal mascot that would be a good name for a male stripper.
Name something you would do if you saw someone sneeze ahead of you in a buffet line.
98
Leave/not eat
Avoid that food
Complain to staff
Confront them
Block sneeze/tissue
Gag/be grossed out
Make face/raise brow
0
7
7 - Name something you would do if you saw someone sneeze ahead of you in a buffet line.
Name a reason a divorcee might not recognize their ex.
98
Got thin/porky
Surgery/sex change
Changed hair/wig
Glasses
Amnesia/memory problems
Blind
Drunk
0
7
7 - Name a reason a divorcee might not recognize their ex.
What would you do if your dog pooped and you ran out of bags?
97
Leave it/run!
Use paper towel/napkin
Go get bag
Use leaf
Use newspaper
Bury/cover it
Use scoop/shovel
0
7
7 - What would you do if your dog pooped and you ran out of bags?
Name something the elves might play with at the North Pole when Santa's not around.
97
Toys/games
Rudolph/reindeer
The sleigh
Snow
Mrs. Clause
Each other
Santa's list
0
7
7 - Name something the elves might play with at the North Pole when Santa's not around.
Name something a pirate might still wear if they were at a nudist colony.
96
Eyepatches
Pirate hats
Swords
Earrings/jewelry
Hooks
Parrots on shoulders
Wooden legs
0
7
7 - Name something a pirate might still wear if they were at a nudist colony.
Name something your mother-in-law reminds you of.
96
Shark/fish
Dolphin
Whale
Mermaid
Octopus
Turtle
Crab
0
7
7 - Name something your mother-in-law reminds you of.
If someone says "I've got a whopper", what might they be talking about?
95
Burger/sandwich
A big fish
Story/lie/gossip
Headache/migraine
A wonder down under
Bruise/injury
An onion booty
63
7
7 - If someone says "I've got a whopper", what might they be talking about?
Based on your shape, what fruit are you?
94
Pear
Banana
Apple
Melon/watermelon
Peach
Squash
Pineapple
0
7
7 - Based on your shape, what fruit are you?
Squirrels store nuts. What does your spouse store for winter?
100
Food
Holiday decor
Holiday gifts
Fat/extra pounds
Clothes/coats
Wine/booze
0
6
6 - Squirrels store nuts. What does your spouse store for winter?
Name a word rhyming with "skimp" that unfortunately describes many of your blind dates.
100
Limp
Shrimp
Pimp
Wimp
Blimp
Chimp
0
6
6 - Name a word rhyming with "skimp" that unfortunately describes many of your blind dates.
When your dog is staring at you, what is it trying to tell you?
99
Feed me/give me a treat
Potty!/Need out
Let's play!
Let's take a walk
I love you
"You're dumb / so's your ho"
0
6
6 - When your dog is staring at you, what is it trying to tell you?
Name a place you've told a lie to save your skin.
98
School
Work
Home
Jail/police station
Court
Church
Subway/train
Bar/club
0
8
8 - Name a place you've told a lie to save your skin.
Name something cheap airlines might start forcing people to share.
97
Seat
Food/Drink/Coffee
Pillow/blanket
Luggage
TV monitor
Tray table
Oxygen mask
Barf bag
0
8
8 - Name something cheap airlines might start forcing people to share.
Name something that's cheap and greasy.
95
Burger
French fries
Oil/lard
Chicken/wings
Pizza
Bacon
Taco
My ex
0
8
8 - Name something that's cheap and greasy.
Name a three-letter word that starts with the letter Z.
99
0
5
5 - Name a three-letter word that starts with the letter Z.
Name another way people say "dad".
98
Pop/pops
Father
Daddy
Papa/pa
Dada
0
5
5 - Name another way people say "dad".